Reading - the new deviant behaviour?

"Instead of just zoning out during a bus ride or spending hour after hour watching YouTube videos at night, Mr. Meyer, unlike most healthy males, looks to books for gratification," Schulz said. "Really, it's a classic case of deviant behavior."

You know, somewhere out there, a reader of The Onion is going "What's funny about that?"

From The Onion (via Bookninja)